Anime Karaoke? Lame! 5 Karaoke Suggestions
According to those lovely guys at Yahoo News, talk-along anime machines are on the way. These machines will appear in Karaoke parlors across the country and allow people to talk along with their favourite animated weirdo before having it played back to them. According to some nerdy spokesman;
“You are unbuttoned at karaoke places where you drink with friends,” he said. “The freer you are from your usual persona, the more fun you can have. You can also easily change your sex.
A quiet person can be a courageous hero while a straight-laced businessman can turn into a delicate young girl.”
That’s odd, I don’t remember being unbuttoned at a karaoke place. I don’t think that’s even legal. Anyway, the whole thing is going to kick off this weekend, and I’m sure it will have a great following and will probably be quite good fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. There’s really just one big problem.
It’s lame!
I mean, come on. They could have had anything and they went for talk-along anime! But worry not, intrepid reader, for I have created a handful of wonderful alternatives. Read on and be amazed!
1. Complain-Along MachineBoy oh boy do I love complaining. So does everyone, and reguardless of how nice you are, when the doors are closed there’s nothing better than to have a good whine about the weather, or young people or something. So I’m planning to harness the mighty power of the whine to create the ultimate complaining paradise.
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